jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
So squirting runs in the family.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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