Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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