what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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