haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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