Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
