I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
