North Korea, Best Korea!
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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