Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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