I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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