His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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