you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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