So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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