We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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