At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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