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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
my poor anus
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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