So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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