The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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