You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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