Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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