I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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