so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It was confusing and full of hummus
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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