i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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