We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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