To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Non-Jews are for practice
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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