I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize