i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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