This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
