I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I currently don't understand fingers.
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