hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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