its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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