Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Randomize
