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• (352): View more from Florida

  He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.

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  and...?

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  I told him it was alright.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?

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