I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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