she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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