Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
