Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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