what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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