Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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