So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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