Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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