i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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