apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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