I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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