Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
