Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
well most of my day revolves around power hour
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
