Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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