More tranny stories later!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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