I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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