you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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