My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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