Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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