I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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