He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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