all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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