Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
