i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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